A diabolical gnome or a midget with a Christmas fetish?

• me: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article902014.ece
• you have to see that video
• it's SOOO FREAKY
• Patricia: im not sure he's terrorizing the town
• gnomes can't wander the streets
• me: how do you know what gnomes can do
• Patricia: well i was a big fan of david the gnome as a child
• me: who's david the gnome
• Patricia: it was this ridiculous 80s cartoon
• me: i'm so creeped out by this gnome
• Patricia: i dunno i think he is just a midget going for a stroll
• me: from the KKK?
• Patricia: harsh
• me: he has a pointy hat
• Patricia: so does santa
• me: so you think he thinks it's christmas
• now THAT's creepy